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American Alchemy
five dollar words for $free.99
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am I losing my shit, or did I never really have it?
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A Sad thing would be
Sending your mom a link to a blog post where you’ve posted heartfelt mom poems and cool Minecraft “Happy Mother’s Day!” sculptures but she never reads them because she’s a skeleton you’ve kept in your basement after she denied you snacks after 7 P.M.
Happy Mother’s day.
3button.info: The Nail That Sticks Out Gets Hammered
It took Tanuki forty-five minutes to roll out from under the kotatsu and waddle to his Toto washlet. Staring into the reflection of the massive black eyes and hideous grin of someone who is still slightly drunk, he let out a large yawn and gave himself a vigorous morning scratch. Dawning his…
Merry Christmas. Two of my oldest MSPaint drawings. For a bit of clarification, that IS Godzilla protecting an orphanage from creepy Vikings, and both of these were drawn with a computer mouse in Dylan Holland/Justin Keenan’s room on 3rd Clay.
Stepdad - My Leather, My Fur, My Nails
This is the catchiest damn song, and the video is pretty incredible.
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